Good people, my family. The Salt of the Earth. That kid is really biting his hand. It drew blood. I think he's part wolf.
The next morning I flew home to Los Angeles, and I must have been the only Liberal on the plane, as it landed safely with no attempted hijackings.
THE END
3 comments:
You are a word master-- a so called "master of words." Throw away that gun before you shoot your girlfriend with it.
By throw away I mean like smelt it or something. Don't just toss it in the bushes like an idiot. Did you ever see that episode of Punky Brewster where she finds a gun in the bushes and winds up killing like 6 prostitutes and a tranny before turning the gun on herself? Something to think about.
JEFFREEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
You are on The List.
And PS, we all know that picture is from your wedding which was sooo last summer.
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