Wednesday, June 28, 2006


It's The Devil's Way Now.


On Monday June 26th 2006, The Pinyon went on assignment to San Diego California to see some old and dear friends of ours. They're called Radiohead.







I woke pretty early that day, knowing full well what was in store for me. I'd compare it to Christmas morning, but frankly that has lost some of it's luster lately and would not do justice to the actual excitement I was feeling.
I was going to see Adioheadray.
My friends Jeff Kite and Robert Mann joined me on this excursion and we rented a fast car and set off for San Diego ("which I believe means, A Whale's Vagina").
On a side note, that joke was repeated ad nauseum throughout the entire journey. If you're not familiar with that joke, I pity and envy you.
Here are Robert and Jeff with the aforementioned car. Robert is the jerk who put his hand on his face when I asked them to pose for a picture, so this is what he gets. Lovely shot of Jeff though, very Flava Flav.


We cruised down the Interstate number 5 for a while and then cut over to the Pacific Coast Highway hoping to find of some kind of Sushi. What we found was Sushi, and lots of it. We stopped in Oceanside California at an awesome place called Hon's, where you can get all-you-can-eat Sushi and actually drink with the people who serve it to you. We all got full, and got happy, and then got back on the road. Here is a picture of the dining room at Hon's. If I were the type to use the word "charming" to describe restaurants, I would use it here.


Lovely, no?
What's that you say?
Get to the good part?
This insignificant minutiae is boring you?
Fine. But I was just trying to build suspense, you impatient bastards.

So we saw r at the Embarcadero Marina Park, which is right on the water in downtown San Diego (you stay classy) and the stage itself is actually at the end of a peninsula, so plenty of people with boats just floated right outside the fence and watched the concert for free. It was a nice venue, but it was no Gorge.
The opening band was called Deer Hoof or Moose Feet or something along those lines and was surprisingly mediocre for a Radiohead opening band. It was a threesome with a female japanese lead singer whose only english words spoken were "Thank You". Maybe if had I understood the words, the songs would've been more enjoyable. Maybe.

Finally, at about 8:15, with the sun going down in the San Diego Harbor, the boys took the stage,
and then they proceeded with playing the rock and roll music. For those of you not particularly interested in Radiohead, forgive me while I geek out for a second. In fact, you may just want to stop reading now and head over to Mark's blog, where you can look at his dumb ass pictures of Europe. What a prick. For the rest of you, the set list was as follows:

There There
2+2=5
15 step
Morning Bell
Kid A
Arpeggi
Videotape
National Anthem
Nude
Down Is The New Up
Paranoid Android
All I Need
Gloaming
You and Whose Army
Idioteque
Bangers And Mash
How To Disappear Completely

---------Encore---------

House Of Cards
Street Spirit
Just
Everything In It's Right Place

------2nd Encore--------

4 Minute Warning
Lucky


There were nine songs which I had never heard before, and I must say that they F'in rocked! I'm calling it right now, Arpeggi will be one of the classic Radiohead tunes when all is said and done. You can find bootleg performances of it on Youtube, if you're interested.

I thought it was a nice little mix of songs, but I was hoping for just a bit more from The Bends and OK Computer. I don't know when the next album comes out, but the rumors are next spring. Boooooooo.

After the show was over, I drove the car back and we made it from San Diego to L.A. in 1 hour and 37 minutes, which could be a record.

All in all, it was a satisfying show, but it really made me miss my friends who were there with me at The Gorge the last time I saw Radiohead. Ah, the memories.

Above is the obligatory blurry photo that looks like every other photo of every other concert that you've ever seen, except that if you look very closely, you can almost make out the lazy eye. Almost.


Friday, June 09, 2006

Alright, that's it.
I have had enough!
If these Yahoos at Google think they can stop me from blogging just by taking away my ability to use pictures, they've got another thing coming. I cut my teeth in this business writing no-picture blogs and I can go right back to old school at a moment's notice. Nothing on the Earth can stop me from blogging except for my astronomical laziness.

So, I'm taking these lemons that life has given me and I'm making sangria.

No, seriously. Everyone to my house for some SANGRIA!*

We will post the conclusion of the Son Of The South series as soon as Blogger pulls their frickin' h's from their a's. Pardon my French. On to today's entry:


My World Cup Runneth Over.

I will watch every match of the World Cup this year.
It can be done.
It will be done.
It has to be done.
If this isn't the reason to own Tivo, I don't know what is. I have already watched Germany beat Costa Rica (six goals!) and I'm in the middle of Poland Versus Ecuador. Only Sixty-Two more games to go!

Now normally, I'm a vocal critic of soccer. The slowness, the stagnant scoring, and the empty stadiums did little to excite me, even though I played Varsity soccer in high school.
But The World Cup is a different story.
It's perfect.
These are whole countries playing each other. The people watching are amazing to watch. They genuinely care who wins and loses. Not like an American sports fan cares, half-heartedly and for five minutes, but like they care about their own families.
And the soccer being played is world class. These players train for four years to play in these games and they are the best in the world, literally.
So I'm going to watch all the games. And you know what, it won't be that hard.
There are no other quality sports to watch besides the NBA finals (that's right, fuck baseball), all of the good shows are in repeat (Bill Maher, Lost, Sopranos) and I've got the technology to watch (and fast forward) all the World Cup games that air at 3:30 in the morning.
Besides, the U.S. is ranked 5th so I'm sure we'll finish in the top 25. My back up favorite is going to be England, and then as the tournament nears the end, anyone who's NOT BRAZIL. Those damn cocky, tan, fun loving, happy, drunken, very nice, enthusiastic bastards.
Well, Poland lost 2-0, but they came real close to scoring, so they shouldn't feel too badly. But they do. They are pissed. And that's why this game is so fun to watch, and that is why I will be watching every game. So there.

So that's where I'll be if you need me for the next few weeks, and you're welcome to come over and join me...as long as you're cool.




*No one who reads this is actually welcome in my home.